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I was born in the 20th Century under the sign of No Loitering.
I live and breathe Social Media. It’s my lifeblood, my sustenance, my soulmate.
When I’m not living life to the fullest on Twitter, I'm a fine artist, graphic designer, writer, robot poet, and proud parent of a future bestselling author.
I've been to Stonehenge, Tenerife, and two different Austins.
Whenever I go for a haircut I ask the stylist to make me younger, thinner, taller, and richer.