What’s not to love about a washer and dryer?
They help keep clean the clothes that I quickly acquire
I can also avoid the dreaded laundromat
Because really, who wants to deal with all that?
There is one thing, though, that I must confess
That makes me regret you no matter how you impress
I’ve spent more money than I could possibly save
As many socks have met an early grave
For you see, no matter how I pair them
Buy them, care for them, and watch them,
You always succeed to gobble one down
Or manage to somehow cause one to drown
Now please don’t get me wrong
I won’t stop using you, at least not for long
But I feel that you should be aware
While I’m a nice person, really I swear
My wrath is something you might want to beware
Don’t think I won’t, I will get my revenge
I truly love my socks, and I feel I must avenge
I won’t hesitate to cut you down to size
As I really should keep my eyes on the prize
Because to me, socks are precious
But to you, they’re nothing but delicious
This means I must cut you off at the source,
For I fear I have no other recourse
No more socks for you
And all the more for me
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