After surviving the 11th century crusades as 68 year old horse farmer, i was accidentally teleported to the year 1985 as a baby. I then spent the next 21 years plotting a way to destroy both christian and muslim armies for murdering my prized steed, Ignacio. I'm not sure which army did it but someone has to pay. But my plan was foiled after watching Kingdom Of Heaven and realizing that neither army existed now. I am current spending my days destroying the eardrums of the innocent via death metal.