April showers are said to bring May flowers, so you know what that means? It means that it’s time to get your dirty clothes off the floor and into the wash, you heathen; it’s national Clean Your Room day!
Before getting started, you need to have the right tools in your arsenal. You know you’re going to have a long day ahead of you, so you might as well enjoy it. Go grab that computer and find the album from that new-fangled artist you love. Make sure you splurge and get a couple of them, because let’s be real; you’ve been putting this cleaning off for a while. You’re going to need some tunes to jam out to while tackling your room!
Next, you certainly don’t want to do this all over again any time soon. You’ll have no choice but to pick up that robotic vacuum that you know will keep that carpet cleaner than you certainly ever have. Yes, you might still have to keep the clothes off the floor if you want to avoid a tragic sock death, but face it; that’s just the kind of sacrifice you’ll have to make. There are even ones that can help with pet dander, so your pet is happy too! Just keep your cat away from it, as they might not like the machine so much.
Speaking of clothes, you’ll need a new washer and dryer! There might not be necessarily anything wrong with your current set, but appliances need to be fun to use if you’re going to have any chance of fixing your bad habit of leaving everything out on the floor. It’s only the smart thing to do, so check out these nifty app-controlled ones, because if you think about it, you’re going to be busy cleaning your room. Do you really have time to walk down the hall to your laundry room just to check if your clothes are done? It’s all about being efficient!
Why stop there? If you’re buying smart appliances, why not get smart lights? Your room must be properly lit if you have any chance of destroying all those little dust bunnies. Some of the systems even let you set the mood. Just imagine the kind of epic dance parties you could have once everything is cleaned. You’d be dancing away the stress of the day and getting your exercise in. Can you say "Bye-bye gym membership"?
Now, I know what you’re thinking. It may seem like your job is done, but just remember you’ll have to keep your room clean once finished, so why not get that diffuser you’ve always wanted? While it might seem a bit unnecessary, you can justify it! PureGuardian even has one that can help hide the "what is that?" smell and get you out of bed for those early work meetings or morning classes. After all, who says you can’t have nice things?
Wait…what do you mean it’s 9pm, and you’ve been on your computer all day?! Darn it, you were supposed to clean your room today! Oh well, I guess there’s always next year, shucks!